About

Hi! If you’ve found yourself on this page you are probably thinking “What the hell is a Surecut Kids, and how can it improve my sex life?” Well, the answer is simple… Surecut Kids is a DJ group. We play party music at clubs and festivals for people to ‘get down’ to.

This is our blog – Facebeard Neckbeard. On it, you can find our mixtapes, songs and remixes, as well as various musings that we feel need to be shared with our friends (you).

Facebeard and Neckbeard aren’t our real names, it refers to where our beards grow. Benji has a beard made of itchy gravel that will not migrate anywhere north of the chin-line, whilst Mikey’s face looks like some sort of wild mammal.

Theres a bio on here if you are looking to find out more about us (note: for stalking purposes, go straight to myspace).

Otherwise sit back, relax, pour yourself a nice scotch on the rocks, and procrastinate the day away…